Thursday, August 28, 2008 . 8:57 AM

Bitch-Slap
You are 0% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.



You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.
And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Monday, August 11, 2008 . 5:24 AM

Kenrick, remember how in the past where you wanted to be an enigma? Where pity disgusts you, self-pity even more so? Where you expected people to NOT understand? Where is that version of you, Kenrick?

Time to get rid of the weak you, my boy. It's time to be tough again.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 . 7:13 AM

If you guys cant be bothered to find out if anything is wrong because you are too busy thinking of new ways to criticise me, bitch about me or plotting to "come down hard on me", the least you could do was leave me alone for the time being. If, in your world, people are irresponsible because they are bastards and they choose to be that way, because such people try their best to "not fulfill the basic expectations of a councillor", I apologise for letting you use me as an example to reinforce such notions of yours. But I dont want to, and dont need to, hear your "haha-i-told-you-so-s", because ive been taking so much shit that i refuse to take shit anymore, much less from the likes of you guys. Yeah, theres only one phrase for this.

FUCK OFF.

Sunday, July 27, 2008 . 11:01 AM

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Saturday, July 26, 2008 . 6:05 AM

I'm still anti-B. Hussien Obama. And this is why :

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/gerard_baker/article4392846.ece

Hail the coming of the Messiah! OMG. -.-

Friday, July 25, 2008 . 8:12 AM

"Evil is bad, but without evil we wouldn't know what is good. Therefore evil must be good because it let us know what is good." How far do you agree with this statement?

Haha I love such questions. Anyway, Ive been sick for the past few days and my blocked nose and sore throat is killing me. =( Been thinking about KI independent study and reading loads of KI books for the past few days, so I came up with this moral relativist thing. Interesting eh?

And Rachel Wong, I am going to ignore you as I promise. Hmph. You horrible girl. You horrible horrible girl. I am so sad now =( And Jobel, dont be pissed lah, I didn't mean it when I said you were an ah lian =)

How could you guys do such a thing...

Sunday, July 20, 2008 . 9:37 AM

"It feels as though the worst of the storms of the past few months have passed. The baby steps i have taken back to normalcy have now become more confident. But the seeming calm and quiet feels unnerving. Silence is but the loudest noise of all... Is it the beginning of the end? Or is it the calm before another bigger, scarier storm? Only time will tell."

Well, time told alright. I'm losing my grip over my emotions again. One moment I'm laughing out loud, the other moment I'm screaming. Today at Popeye's (I know I'm on a diet but I needed comfort food today) I almost threw my chicken at this bunch of giggly girls because they were irritating the shit out of me. Thank god I pulled back just in time.

"The world doesn't stop spinning because of you."

I know it doesn't. But I've never stop hoping. Hoping that at least someone in the world would stop to hear me. I hate the fact that my self worth depends on feeling useful and of importance to other people, but I can't help it. And God's voice is trailing off again. I'm losing faith.

Wake up Kenrick, WAKE UP.